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Nope (nope) wrote,
@ 2007-09-20 14:30:00

20 Facts About Ginny (HP, 339 words, PG)
Title: 20 Random Facts About Ginny Weasley
Rating: PG
Word Count: 339 words
A/N: Written for the Harry Potter Random Facts Fest.

Ginny Weasley

...secretly masterminded all the twins schemes!
...was faking the whole diary thing!
...has travelled back into the past on numerous occasions since she was a young girl, and has, at various times and ages, had an affair with Grindelwald, broken Albus Dumbledore's nose, set a baker's dozen hags on Quirell and been the reason James and Severus liked redheads!
...names her children after dead people she's had sex with and then tells them this to horrify them!
...pretended to have a crush on Harry since forever so no one would realise that they were both actually dating Neville Longbottom!
...is rather particular about who she sleeps with, always practices safe sex, and believes there is nothing wrong with physical gratification provided it is an equitable, mutually pleasurable arrangement between consenting parties!
...kisses girls and makes them cry, although possibly that was just Cho!
...knows what really goes on in the Hollyhead Harpies locker rooms (it involves cream)!
...speaks perfect French but pretends she doesn't!
...has never had a threesome with Harry and Gabrielle Delacour, despite numerous attempts!
...once tried to talk Blaise Zabini, Lee Jordan and Dean Thomas into having their own threesome after borrowing Colin Creevey's camera but they wouldn't let her take photos!
...has a pensieve for this very reason!
...once let Colin kiss her because she felt sorry for him, and was both extremely grateful and incredibly pissed off to learn he'd snuck back into Hogwarts at the end to protect her!
...taught Dennis Creevey everything he knows about Time Turners!
...is the twenty-third and twenty-eighth Duchesses of Rochester!
...once pulled Excalibur from its stone, but put it right back, honest!
...tells each of her children that she loves them the best!
...tells each of her brothers that she loves one of the others the best, and they should try harder!
...has gotten more presents this way then you'd expect!
...is the eighth horcrux!

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	iulia_linnea 2007-09-30 10:56 am UTC (link)
	...kisses girls and makes them cry, although possibly that was just Cho! snorts; is amused by entire entry (Reply to this) (Thread)

	nope 2007-09-30 02:47 pm UTC (link)
	XD (Reply to this) (Parent)

	blpaintchart 2007-10-03 08:55 am UTC (link)
	That's Ginny! ...has a pensieve for this very reason! (Oh, how I want one of those) Nice facts, thanks! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	nope 2007-10-03 02:40 pm UTC (link)
	Glad you liked! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	complications_g 2007-10-18 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	..tells each of her brothers that she loves one of the others the best, and they should try harder! Love! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	nope 2007-10-18 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2007-11-18 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	... Someone's ship sunk... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	nope 2007-11-18 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	I genuinely have no idea what this comment is supposed to mean, but thanks for reading! (Reply to this) (Parent)